Here we go!
It just may be your "time of the month" so read on about how other people are doing, and if it's not your "time of the month".... just laugh at these people who are! Then there is some other plain and funny ones that I just had to add! |
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Wrapped in Shame!
I couldn't believe it when the guy I have a crush on let me wear his jacket at a base-ball game. At one point, I had to go change my tampon. Since there was no trash can in the bathroom, I held onto the wrapper, planning to throw it out later. The next day at school, I returned the jacket to my friend. He put it on and pulled something out of the pocket, It was my wrapper, I totally forgot to get rid of it! By: forgetful sally **
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Girl's best friend
My dog loves digging stuff out of the garbage and we have to watch her to make sure she doens't eat anything harmful. So when my boyfriend saw her chewing on something, he ran over to get it out of her mouth. He looked down and became quiet. Then he dropped what he was holding and started screaming, it was a used pad! He hasn't came over since! By: Garbage picking Julie *** |
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Call 911
My friends and I had just finnished riding down a slide at the water park when the guy who ran it grabbed me and asked if I was hurt. Confused, I looked down and realized there wa blood all over me. The man-and everyone who was waiting in line-had seen a trail of red blood in the water. I'd gotten my period and had to leave the park immediately. By: trail of joy **** |
May we suggest beano?
My boyfriend first told me he loved on Valentines day. I siad I felt the same way, and he picked me up in a gaint bear hug. All of a sudden, I let out a huge fart. My boyfriend was so grossed out that he put me down and didn't say anything for a good 15 minutes! By: Hot Buns ** |
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Keep your voice down
I was in the middle of the S.A.T test when my period started. Luckily my dad works at the school so I went to see if he could go home and bring me back a pad. I found him right by the door to another exam room and whispered my request. He asked me if I ment "girl's pad" Annoyed I yelled "No, dad a matress pad of course I mean a girls pad!" When I turned around the whole calss was staring at me! By: loud linda * |
The Name Game
I had an huge crush on the captain of the foot-ball team. So when a messenger came to my class with a single red rose from him, I freaked out. A car attached read, "will you be my valentine?" After class was over, I ran into the hallway and threw my arms around him, hollering "YES YES YES." He pushed me off and asked who I was. I showed him the card and he said the flower was for the girl he sat behind in french- she and I happen to have the same name! By: Herbal Essence Girl |
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Mother knows best
My cute next-door neighbour stopped by to ask for help with his homework. During our session we inched closer and closer. Just as we were about to kiss my mother burst in. She threw a pair of bloody undies at me, which landed on the guys lap. Then she shouted " If you would tell me about your accidents instead of just hiding your panties in the hamper, there would be no stains in all of your underwear!" By: stained susie ****
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School Colours
On my first day as a trainer for the foot-ball team I wore cute yellow hot pants. Walking along the side lines, I was pleased to see the players checking me out. All of a sudden, my friend ran up to me and said my period had leaked through my shorts. She yelled at the guys and told them I had sat on candy on the bleachers but I don't think they bought it. By candy Gurl ** |
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Thong gone wrong
Last year, I was hanging out with my cousin for New Year's Eve. Since I agreed to go out with her and her boyfriend, they invited a guy friend of his along as my date. We went over to her boyfriend's house and when we went down to his basement I tripped and fell down the stairs. When I got up my cousin started laughing. Not only had I wiped out in front of everyone, I also ripped my pants and my thong was showing. Now they all call me "striptease" Great huh? There is some good news, thoughâ€â€I'm still dating that guy. by: thonger ****
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Crash Pad
I was walking down the hallway and saw some hot new freshmen, so I was trying to look cool. I began to swing my pocketbook, and suddenly my big, fluffy pad flew out and hit the best-looking one in the head. Then the boys started playing pad battle with it. One of the girls got it and tried to give it back to me, but I was too ashamed to take it. To make matters worse, when lunchtime came I heard the same boys say, "There goes the pad girl from this morning!" And if that wasn't bad enough, they started screaming across the lunchroom, "Hey, pad girl, we left your pad in lost and found." I ran from the lunchroom and went home for the rest of the day. By: Always Maxi *** |
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Love Stuck
My friends, my crush, and I were all playing soccer. I wanted to show off to impress my crush, so when the ball came my way I ran in for a tackle. Although I tried to kick the ball, I ended up sliding into the fence instead, and my foot got caught underneath. Everyone started laughing. My crush came over and helped me get my foot out, but I was still mortified! By: Wilson * |
Pool Peer
One day my friend and I wanted to go swimming, but her pool wasn't going to be cleaned for another week, so we went to the YMCA. Well, we invited our crushes to come along. We were all in the pool when I had to pee really badly. At first I was going to get out, but then I thought, "What the heck?" Well, as I began to pee, the water started turning red around me. It so happens that it was the first day the YMCA was trying out this chemical in the pool to test if anyone is urinating. Everyone saw. When I tried to walk away, it was like a long line of red water behind me. I haven't gone swimming with my friends since then. By: Red water **** |
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On the slope... In the BUFF!
I was snowboarding one winter when I spied my crush at the bottom of the hill. To impress him, I went over the five foot jump. I landed it, but with such hard impact, my extra baggy boarder's pants and snow pants both came down, revealing my tiny thong! My crush yelled out, "Hey, this isn't a nudist hill!" To this day, I still can't look him in the eye. By: dude your nude! *** |
Ratings
[*] = Now your embarrassed, bloated and achy
[**] = Take cover in the nurses office
[***] = Looking forward to menopause!
[****] = Why do you think it's called the curse?
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